Knees up muvva June Brown, Danny Boy’s on his way to Albert Square (probably)

Terrible habit, but we'll forgive youDanny Dyer called us ‘treacle’ once and we did what is commonly known in the business as ‘swooned’, but that’s neither hither nor thither, for today’s story (and accompanied gratuitous nudity) are because rumour has it – yes that chatter box ‘Source’ has been at it again – that the professional cockerney geez is to get a role in EastEnders. That’s right, the miserable British soap whose only saving grace is June Brown, Fat Pat and the occasional bust up in The Queen Vic. Oh and that Christian fella (name not religion *pah*) if you like that whole Tea Time Gay thing.

But what could Danny be? Cockernay geez that sells dodgy goods on the market. Cockerney geez that does dodgy deals with Big Moe. Cockerney geez who gets into dodgy business with the Mitchells. The possibilities are endless. Bored by the prospect already? These little goodies should wake you up… and then make you white-wee sleepy again. Happy Friday darlings…

And breath... Aussiebum? Are you trying to tell us something? Off! Off! Off! We're liking the little 'X' of chestage hair
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11 comments to “Knees up muvva June Brown, Danny Boy’s on his way to Albert Square (probably)”

  1. He’s the sort of person who’d slip it in while you’re sleeping…

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  2. And what could be nicer than that?

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  3. I would bum him ragged

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  4. Danny Dyer once kissed me on the cheek and called me babe while rubbing Tequilla Mockingbird’s breasticles. He also called us irons, which was the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me.

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  5. Oh Pilar, you little iron, you….

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  6. * blushes *

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  7. Oh Pilar, what beautiful Mamories you have brought back to me. My favourite bit was when I asked if I could do a line of charlie off his ol’ boy and he said ‘maybe later babe’. I think I then told him he was Canning Town Crumpet.

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  8. I believe that was the point we started fighting over him, he did a runner and you passed out, cracking your head open and getting us thrown out of the exclusive party. Into the bins in a back street.

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  9. what it must be like to live in that head Pilar.

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  10. It’s not pretty. But then Danny Dyer is my husband there, so every cloud and all that.

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  11. Was this ‘exclusive party’ the launch of a new phone, by any chance?

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