‘All gays should be stoned to death, as long as there are four eye-witnesses to their sin!’ Well, that sounds like our kind of party!

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Meet Anjem Choudary. Hello! He likes to wear small knitted bonnets (beanies, you might call them), grow his beard right out and sometimes wear flowing dresses. He also sometimes like to call for all gays to be stoned to death. And not in a good way!

Yes, kids, he’s one of those. A hard-core religious person. And while the government of Her Majesty’s United Kingdom of Great Britain, Northern Ireland and Some Other Bits discuss whether people should be allowed to make fun of the gays, this gent has been calling for British ladies to have to wear the bhurka (black is SO not our colour), for people who get drunk to be lashed (well, if they’re drunk surely they already are lashed! Der!) and more importantly, for gentlemen of a same-sex persuasion to be taken out and stoned to death. With stones. Until they are dead.

‘If a man likes another man, it can happen,’ says Mr. C. You bet your sweet bippy, dolly. Happens all the time *pats hair in the style of Mae West* ‘But if you go on to fulfil your desire, if it is proved, then there is a punishment to follow.’

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‘You don’t stone to death unless there are four eyewitnesses.’ Jeez. Thank goodness for that. But four! Think of the catering! ‘It is a very stringent procedure.’ Glad to hear it. Don’t want no sloppy stonings on our watch, thankyouverymuch!

‘There are some people who are attracted to donkeys but that does not mean it is right,’ he concludes. Maybe donkeys should wear bhurkas and then those with unusual tastes won’t be tempted. Or maybe we could stone donkeys to death for being dirty temptresses… Just a thought, Mr. C.

 

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11 comments to “‘All gays should be stoned to death, as long as there are four eye-witnesses to their sin!’ Well, that sounds like our kind of party!”

  1. Mr C is what is commonly known as a cunt.

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  2. I was bumming Mr C down Chariots only last week. A good five people got an eyeful. He should be wary of flying objects from now on…

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  3. Four eyewitnesses to the sin? Just a regular Thursday evening at Chez Palabundar.

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  4. Why hasn’t this man been arrested? He’s actually calling for murder.
    So, you know, ex-squeeze me?!

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  5. He was one of the guys who protested agaianst the Royal Anglian Regiment in Luton the other week. Using his preferred form of social comment I say ‘Hang Bigoted religious freaks’.

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  6. If anybody has said these things about black people or Jewish people, they would’ve been (quite rightly) arrested. Why is it different with gay people? Are gays not human beings and protected by the same laws as everybody else?

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  7. Can you imagine if he had said the same things about black people? I very much doubt he would’ve made it home alive. Which is not a derogatory comment about black people, if anyone’s got their over-sensitive bonnet on today – it’s that black people aren’t afraid of fighting discrimination whereas gays seem to sit back and take it. It’s time we got all militant, people – only then will these twats sit up and take notice. A major sociological change needs to take place, and asking nicely and hoping for the best frankly will not cut it.

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  8. I’m wearing my overly flamboyant bonnet today, if that helps.

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  9. Pilar… I, for one, am grateful.

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  10. Why doesn’t he just fuck off to somewhere else then? Oh, wait … he did! Lebanon kicked him out. Can’t we just casually leave him somewhere like Shahid Dastghaib International Airport (IRAN) and look all innocent !?! :-) From Wikipedia: “Choudary stopped practising law, and left his wife and three children to “concentrate on his extreme brand of Islam” and set up a new Islamist group in Lebanon. They are in the process of divorcing. In an interview with the Evening Standard in March 2009, Choudary confirmed that he was a benefit recipient.” Great. So we get to pay for the privilege of his presence, too.

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  11. His mouth is telling me differently…

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