Chris Moyles gets a slap on the wrist for being a homophobic twat.

Chris Moyles. Keep your mouth shut, dear.

Oh, Christine Moyles… when oh when oh when will you learn your lesson, you dirty old Radio 1 DJ,  you? 

A long time peddler of ‘gay’ as a term of derision (oooh, derision), Fatty Moyles thought it would be simply HIGH-larious to parody Will Young on said singing sensation’s birthday which, if anyone is taking notes, is 20 January. Which makes him a gay.

So what Chris ‘I’m c-RAZY, me’ Moyles decided to do was sing two of William’s better known songs – ‘Leave Right Now’ and ‘Evergreen’ – on his breakfast show only – wait for it, this is GENIUS! – change the lyrics (yes, THE LYRICS!) and then sing them in an effeminate, high-pitched voice. Ahhh, comedy gold.

Would you like to read some of these choice lyrics? Oh go on…

‘It’s my birthday today, gonna wear my new dress tonight. And I smell nice. I’ve had a show and I’ve shaved my legs. Going out later, might go to Nobo for dinner. Oooh Will Young here, mmmh. I’m here, it’s Will’s birthday and as the years go by I get more very gay.’

‘When you saw me years ago you didn’t know, but now I’m the gayest fella you probably know. Mmm, I like to wear a silly hat, I get camper by the hour, oh would you look at the muck in here. I’m Will Young and I’m gay.’

But because this is what is known in the business of show as homophobic and not at all funny, he’s been told off by Ofcom. See!

And you know us… all for equal opportunities ribbing – especially of Will Young who we find to be ribbing-worthy – but c’mon, Christine. Grow up.

*ooooooh, cock!*

 

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3 comments to “Chris Moyles gets a slap on the wrist for being a homophobic twat.”

  1. Talentless mong. Good work for Comic Relief on yer mountain and everything, but STFU.

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  2. Silly twat.

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  3. As I told Peter Thatchell, gays are worse than pigs and dogs. Full stop.

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