Do you like how we said that in a northern accent? That’s ’cause Morrissey is a Mancunian. Which means a lady from Manchesterford.
And at the grand old (Duke of York) age of 49, Morrissey still likes ripping off his shirt for the ladies and gentleladies in the crowd. We were neither in that crowd nor likely to ever be, future tense.
Anecdote: Did we ever tell you the time when we saw Morrissey walking down Rodeo Drive, London’s glittering Beverly Hills, as a gentleman caller walked two paces behind, in the fashion of a Muslim wife…?
What are we saying? Nothing.
Or, nowt, if we’re staying in character.