A University College London survey has found that the a fifth of therapists – most of whom are being funded by our pretty pink pound on the NHS – are actively trying to ‘cure’ their patients of homosexual feelings. One therapist who’s house we’ve Google Street Viewed and are planning some faeces related protest (any ideas?) said: ‘The physical act for male homosexuals in physically damaging and is the main reason in this country for Aids/HIV. It is also perverse.’
Ah-ha! *has eureka moment* so that’s why there’s so much teenage pregnancy. No straight people are using condoms because apparently HIV/Aids doesn’t affect them.
We’ll save the vitriol for other sites… If Mwah Mwah Mwah’s blood pressure is going up today it’s because we’re engaging in some ‘perverse’ act, not because of some ‘tarded report thankyouverymuch. Now let’s see how Family Guy ‘cures’ the gays *claps like a special*.