Erm, here we were thinking that the world needs a cure for cancer. Turns out it’s gays we need to cure…

And all available on the NHS...If we weren’t despairing enough by the fact we have failed in our quest to drop a dress size by this weekend, and the lack of Hotty McHot action on last night’s Apprentice, then the Metro’s revelation that therapists are still searching for a gay ‘cure’ has certainly tipped us over the edge. *reaches for biscuits pre-elestic gastric band Fern stylee*

A University College London survey has found that the a fifth of therapists – most of whom are being funded by our pretty pink pound on the NHS – are actively trying to ‘cure’ their patients of homosexual feelings. One therapist who’s house we’ve Google Street Viewed and are planning some faeces related protest (any ideas?) said: ‘The physical act for male homosexuals in physically damaging and is the main reason in this country for Aids/HIV. It is also perverse.’

Ah-ha! *has eureka moment* so that’s why there’s so much teenage pregnancy. No straight people are using condoms because apparently HIV/Aids doesn’t affect them.

We’ll save the vitriol for other sites… If Mwah Mwah Mwah’s blood pressure is going up today it’s because we’re engaging in some ‘perverse’ act, not because of some ‘tarded report thankyouverymuch. Now let’s see how Family Guy ‘cures’ the gays *claps like a special*.

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6 comments to “Erm, here we were thinking that the world needs a cure for cancer. Turns out it’s gays we need to cure…”

  1. ‘Penis for your thoughts’ haha

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  2. Other quotes from the ep:

    PETER: “Oh for the love of penis!”

    STEWIE: “Homosexuality is wrong, man. keep it in the bedroom. You don’t see me pushing my heterosexuality in your face, do you?”
    BRIAN: “No you do not.”

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  3. I tried curing someone of Christianity once but it turned out they were just stupid…

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  4. Haven’t seen that one in a while! ….memories

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  5. like the corners of my mind…

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  6. … flowers in the attic by v ‘for vagina’ c ‘for cunt’ andrews is like, my favourite .

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