Gather round children and let us discuss the lack of talent (sexually and otherwise) in The Apprentice?

Oh Margaret, you tough bitchSo the new decidedly un-credit-crunched series of The Apprentice started last night and can we say the tottorama on offer wasn’t a patch on last year’s Lee, Alex, Raef and Michael bopp-fest. And Sralan Sugar off-of ‘Has anyone even heard of Amstrad since 1982’? is looking grizzlier than ever. The butchest of the bunch has to be Margaret who we’ve grown to heart more and more with each series.

But the question remains, who if any would get your vote/back bottom (not to selves, these were the best of a bad munch bunch)…

1.
Ben of Clarke

2.
Howard of Ebison

3.
James of McQuillan

4.
Philip of Taylor

5.
Rocky of Andrews

6.
Margaret of Tough Bitch

N.B. Poll choices include real-live quotes out of the real-live mouths of the real-live mens. S’true. There wasn’t a ‘Source’ in sight.

*Erm, this may or may not be the exception to that rule

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3 comments to “Gather round children and let us discuss the lack of talent (sexually and otherwise) in The Apprentice?”

  1. This is all very well but why has the chap on the right – I think his name’s Nick – got a Mr. Potato Head ear?

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  2. Who saw it? Number two was as cunty as he looks, but will make for good viewing methinks.

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  3. He looks like Harry Enfield’s Tory Boy. Spew.

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