*Squeal! Squeal! White-wee! Squeal some more! Faint! Wet-wee! Wake up! Squeal!*

What a madamThose, ladies, gennels and undecideds, were the sounds and sights that London’s soon-to-be glittering Leicester Square was subject to last night as Lady Zac Efron swish-swished down the red rug for the premiere of 17 Again.

17 Again tells the tale of Matthew Perry – who’s ditched the ‘addicted to painkillers’ bloatedness for an entirely different sort of bloatedness – who gets a second chance in life when he’s magically becomes his 17 again. Ooh, highly original adult-turns-child storyline. And clever title, no?

Last night’s premiere was too much for some, as delusional girls and hopeful baby gays everywhere collapsed, convulsed, wept and wee’d. Sometimes all at the same time. We, on the other hand, sauntered past, dropped Zac a wink and got Thursday night trashed in Soho. Thursday’s the new Friday don’t you know.

Ta-ra.

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4 comments to “*Squeal! Squeal! White-wee! Squeal some more! Faint! Wet-wee! Wake up! Squeal!*”

  1. i think that’s a rather nice suit actually. the shawl collar and hipster slacks combo is working. veh nice. of course he’s a lady from the neck up but… otherwise top marks from the peanut gallery.

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  2. I got Thursday night trashed, too. A Pret croissant, four painkillers and Googling Jamie Bamber have done nothing to quash the Friday hang over.

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  3. Saw him at the taping of the Graham Norton show the other night. he started off uncomfortable with all the gayness coming over from Graham and dolly David Walliams but eased himself into the spirit of the thing as it went on.

    His ‘people’, however, were unhappy with a segment where he kissed a female member of the studio audience and demanded it was re-shot with David doing the kissing instead. Why would they not want him shown kissing a female we ask…?

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  4. In case she sues when she gets a cold sore and they have the evidence right there on tape?

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