This man is officially back on the market…

Honey, have you been working out?Christian of Slater who we so totally frigged off to in Pump Up the Volume (and many other films during his illustious career, but we remember Pump Up the Volume being a turning point in our lives) has split from his lady friend Tamara Mellon. You can just imagine the red top puns about this poor lass’s surname. *has a sly giggle*

So Jimmy Choo boss Mellon and Christiano Slater – no relation to Big Mo, Little Mo, Charlie, Kat, Lynne, Zoe, Belinda, Jean, Stacey or Sean off-of Stenders, ok? – have split because they couldn’t handle the ‘long distance’ thing. Oh boo! However, before you wail uncontrollably into your Friday trying-to-cure-hangover-before-this-evening fried fat luncheon, you’ll be delighted to hear that Source has informed everybody that ‘there was no third party involved’. Oh yay!

Hang on, did somebody just say ‘party’? *has a quick preen and skips out the door* More Christian after the jump.
Oh hello there *purrs* Pumping up in Pump Up the Volume Huzzah! We're not averse to being the rebound

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3 comments to “This man is officially back on the market…”

  1. As he’s back on the market, would you be a love and give him my number?

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  2. I suppose I’d hit it if it came begging. Wouldn’t go out of my way for it though.

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  3. No, no, and thrice no. Oh, alright then.

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