So Jimmy Choo boss Mellon and Christiano Slater – no relation to Big Mo, Little Mo, Charlie, Kat, Lynne, Zoe, Belinda, Jean, Stacey or Sean off-of Stenders, ok? – have split because they couldn’t handle the ‘long distance’ thing. Oh boo! However, before you wail uncontrollably into your Friday trying-to-cure-hangover-before-this-evening fried fat luncheon, you’ll be delighted to hear that Source has informed everybody that ‘there was no third party involved’. Oh yay!
Hang on, did somebody just say ‘party’? *has a quick preen and skips out the door* More Christian after the jump.