Eeny, meeny, miny, ‘mo…

'Gis a cuggle'So it was the Empire Film Awards last night and apparently our invitation was lost in the post. We wouldn’t have gone anyway. Sunday is our ‘eat shit and die’ day, so there. But look at little Viggo (who we accidently typed as Biggo and had a little fuzzy-cum-moist-cum-cum daydream before correcting ourselves) Mortensen and Sean Bean (pronounced Seen Been, yes?) cozying up there, Empire award and manly mens whisky in hand. How delicious.

We know someone whose dog walked with a cat of a lady who was shagging a guy that met Viggo Mortensen once. Verdict? He was a bit strange and smelled funny. We never got down to what ‘funny’ meant, but we imagine it to be ‘of sex’.

Vigs won the Empire Icon award, the Dark Knight also picked up a shed load of little plastic awards, and Danny Boyle – who we always think is Morrissey when we see pictures of him – took home Outstanding Contribution to British Film. Well done with Trainspotting and Slumdog and all that, but really…

Jump the jump for Cillian Murphy working the whole blue-oiyed boy ting (he’s ‘rish you know) and James McAvoy and bird, by which we mean Anne Marie Duff who has the ears of Pob, that spitting puppet circa 1986. Enjoy…

Ooh, they're what is known in the business as 'piercing' Aww, squish squish Anne Marie Duff

Tee-hee.

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4 comments to “Eeny, meeny, miny, ‘mo…”

  1. I LOVE Pob.

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  2. I feel a spit roast coming on.
    (Viggo and Sean, not Pob. Or the rest of ’em.)

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  3. The Pob/Duff likeness is uncanny

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  4. Silly silly Anne Murphy.

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