‘Why the rantery?’ you ask. Well, we hear a group has been set up in retaliation to idiot Pope’s comments last week re. condoms and Aids, andcetera. OK, we get it. He is a cunt who said cunty things, but how is setting up a Facebook group going to change that? Is it that he’ll be browsing his Facebook profile, poking people and laughing at how lardy old school mates have got, and suddenly come across the group in question and be hit with a eureka moment, ‘Oh! People are so angry about that condom debacle they’ve set up a Facebook group in protest. Shucks (because the Pope says ‘shucks’) they MUST be serious. I will revoke my comments and *pops champagne* here’s to safe sex, abortion, gayness and bumming!’
The group has nearly 40,000 members – and by members we do mean penises – who should all be posting a condom to the Pope on Friday. Ooh, Italy’s postmen are going to have a fun, not to mention safe, weekend.
Maybe we’re just missing the point or maybe it’s our carb-comedown, but there’s just something so utterly passive about this ‘activism’, it seems a little bit grand-ma’s diluted squash. Thoughts plural?