Daddy?

Ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah.

No but really, why do they insist on wearing shorts? And not even shorty-shorts? And not even white/silver/off-yellow shorts? And not even shorts that would slip off at the merest whiff of a wave? And not even in lycra?

Why?

*cries*

Oh, and talking of Jason Statham in his non-Speedos on Malibu Beach…… No, that’s it. Just talkin’.

More, here. Obbtw (‘oh but by the way’. So much better than the hackneyed ‘btw’), that site is tnsfw,uywaytwhpayd (‘totally not suitable for work, unless your work allows you to watch hardcore porn at your desk’). Ours does…

*boss slaps face*

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10 comments to “Daddy?”

  1. Oh hello.

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  2. Swoon and swoon summore…

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  3. Oh boo! You got me all excited with that ‘not safe for work hard-core porn’ thing. I was expecting some Statham cock, but instead was faced with rubbish adverts ‘blow job reactions’. Eh?

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  4. erm.. can you kindly warn next time im going to get an eye full of young man’s cock. My colleague almost chocked on her jacket potato

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  5. There’s an entire paragraph warning of upcoming cock…! It’s a surreal warning, sure, but a warning all the same.

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  6. Being a semi-retired professional lady I’m happy to have a bit of cock in my front parlour of an afternoon – it beats doing the hoovering. *Glugs G&T*

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  7. I *so* would. I bet it’s shorter but thick and he knows how to use it. [*blush*]

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  8. Oh, never mind … I thought that was Mr Bruce Willis.

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  9. Isn’t La Strathan gay?

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  10. Stratham even.

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