No but really, why do they insist on wearing shorts? And not even shorty-shorts? And not even white/silver/off-yellow shorts? And not even shorts that would slip off at the merest whiff of a wave? And not even in lycra?
Oh, and talking of Jason Statham in his non-Speedos on Malibu Beach…… No, that’s it. Just talkin’.
More, here. Obbtw (‘oh but by the way’. So much better than the hackneyed ‘btw’), that site is tnsfw,uywaytwhpayd (‘totally not suitable for work, unless your work allows you to watch hardcore porn at your desk’). Ours does…
*boss slaps face*