Ahh, Glenn Close, j’adore…

How many could you do?

We heart anyone who goes on a prime time talk show and does or says anything remotely obscure – excluding Joaquin Phoenix who’s more like an embarrassing ‘wacky’ probably-abused-as-a-child ‘I’m mad I am’ uncle – and Glenn Close is one of thems that we heart.

Last night said lady went on some programme or other hosted by someone or other (Jimmy Fallon, who we hear is Jonathan Ross of Americaland) and stuffed carrots into her mouth, trying to recreate something her daughter did at dinner once. Erm, we’d have had a clip round the cunt and sent to bed, but Glenn’s gobby daughter squeezed 42 whole baby carrots into her mouth. Glenn only managed seven. Yes, that is Glenn ‘Brookside’ Close up there with only seven carrots in her mouth. Daughter? 42? We don’t want to know what that looked like during, or after for that matter. Ulrika and flappy lips spring to mind.

All of this, however, begs the question, How many of what can you fit in your mouth? OOooOOooOOooOOooh *baby pinky to mouth* Do tell/boast/lie over the jump…

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7 comments to “Ahh, Glenn Close, j’adore…”

  1. I used to stick pint glassed in my mouth. Not the whole glass, just the rim.
    Ooooh, rimming….

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  2. I like stuffing Greg’s pasties into my gob whole. The vegetable ones. None of that dog meat shit.

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  3. I can fit my fist – or anyone’s fist – in my mouth. Leaves me a bit loose afterwards though and loose is never good.

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  4. Ooooooooooh, nasty gash.

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  5. Can I just say, I’m very encouraged that no one’s gone totally base as of yet and made reference to cocks in mouth.
    My record’s three. Bit of a logistical nightmare, but worth it.

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  6. I had all three Jonas Brothers at the same time. Then I swalled one of their chastity rings. By the way The Brothers Gibb were better.

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  7. Too much like that lizard unmasking itself in “V”.

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