He’s Christopher Meloni. Oh yes he is. And he’s 48 earth years off-of age today. Which in cat years is around 432. Which in London Transport years is eternity. Which in pounds, shillings and pence is not as much as it used to be, what with the exchange rate. Which in bumming years is plenty yet not enough.
And in homo-age to Christopher Meloni’s birthday, let us look at that scene in Oz once more. Yes, that one.