Keira. Knightley. Is. The. Best. Actress. Of. Her. Generation.
Too much? No, really – too much? We don’t think it’s too much, but we just wonder whether we’re still buzzing from our 23 Pret Soya Cappuccinos.
So apart from Grazia-reading cunts in Ugg boots who hate Keira Knightley ’cause she’s better looking and more talented than they are, we can safely say Keira Knightley is the best actress of her generation.
Some people may even accuse us of liking her.
And, backintotheroom… So, Keira Knightley. She’s donated her considerable talent – alongside that of her Pride & Prejudice director, Joe Wright – to make an advert for Women’s Aid, the charity working to end domestic violence against women.
And fuck, it’s hard-hitting. Excusez the pun, but really, it is. Spine-chillingly so, and that ain’t the cappuccinos talking…
*empty Pret cup says hello. Then does a cartwheel for light relief*