Sophie Webster’s a big lez!

Mmmm, lettuce.

Now call us the Baby Jesus, but we’d always suspected Coronation Street‘s Sophie Webster of being same-sex oriented. The sensible shoes, the no-style hair style, the accent that is nothing like those of her family-members (therefore standing her out as ‘the other’. Didn’t you do Queer Theory/Post-Colonialism/Feminism/The Collected Works of kd lang at school? We did. It were dead good [do you like how we said that in Manchesterford-ish? It’s like method acting, that is…]).

And it turns out we were right. Not left, but right. Sixteen-year-old Sophie Webster – who recently found God, poor thing – is going to get herself a lady friend-in-the-biblical-sense. One with a vagina and everything. And for that we will chirrup ‘hoorah’. And if she experiments with poppers, maybe even ‘hooray’.

*Mmmmm, poppers*

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5 comments to “Sophie Webster’s a big lez!”

  1. Oh it’s about time Corrie had a big lez. Even a little one would’ve sufficed.

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  2. They’ve got a gay and a transsexual, so it was only a matter of time.

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  3. Lesbian or no lesbian, we say orientated this side of Americaland, not oriented.

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  4. Fink you’re wrong there, Pilar. Americans never go back to the root… If you know what I’m saying. F’rinstance they say ‘obligated’ (from obligation) instead of ‘obliged’…

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