Honey, you’ve got something on your face. Left a bit, right a bit, up, across… Oh never mind.

Nice hair, shame about the faceHelen Bonham Carter off-of Tim Burton off-of still dresses like that goth student at uni who, in between self harming to Marilyn Manson songs, was really very pleasant and always very good to his elderly mother. Beeteedubbya, why do goths always have elderly parents?

But back to H(S)BC’s little aesthetic problem. Don’t worry ladies and gennels and leftovers, this is the clever make-up she wears for that new Terminator film. The workie’s just told us it’s called Terminator Salvation. *slaps workie round the head for being facetious* We’re not sure she works the whole ‘half skull, half skin’ face look quite as good as Aaron Eckhart in The Dark Knight, but hey, it’s a tough one to pull off so give her a clue break.

Now let us enjoy Christian Bale’s potty mouthed rant in full… After all it was taken on the set of aforementioned Terminator film so is almost definitely relevant.

‘Jeez, do you punch your mother with that mouth?’

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4 comments to “Honey, you’ve got something on your face. Left a bit, right a bit, up, across… Oh never mind.”

  1. Hahahaha. And ha.

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  2. Give Us A Clue…. Loved that show.

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  3. Helena Bottom Carter looks good as a blonde.

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  4. fucking hysterical, man

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