Would you though?

Ooh look! It's Paul 'we've all seen your ginger bollocks' Scholes in the backgroundOh yawn. Everybody – and by everybody we mean uncle and cousin at dreaded family gath’ of the weekend and those boring straights at the gym that speak about nought but football, while simultaneously diverting eyes from anything penage related – is going on about some footballer or other who is only 17 and cost only £35,000 and earns only £1000 a week. Poor lamb.

‘pparently his name is Federico Macheda and he excels at kicking a ball and running about a bit.

Did we mention he only earns £1000 a week? *weeps*

But the question remains, if he was sucking an orange in the changing room at half time, would you bump into his back-bottom accidentally on purpose?

Did we mention he’s only 17? Oh yes…
Drippy droppy rainy Erm... hair?

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9 comments to “Would you though?”

  1. No lips. A man’s got to have lips. And can we talk about the hair?

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  2. I think he is fine, mighty fine. And I actually saw that goal he scorethed at the weekend and it was good. even to the naked eye.

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  3. Absolutely, under any circumstances, no. No.
    And he’s got Northern hair.

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  4. Strange looking fellow, but if he’s good with a ball – maybe even two – I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.

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  5. Fit as a butcher’s dog. Yes.

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  6. His cheekbones are like peaches. I don’t like it. Them.

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  7. What’s the relevance of 41? Surely there are other numbers he could be? Why don’t they go up in ascending order? Maybe they do? If they don’t, why not be 1,472? Has more of a ring to it, no? Who decides these things? What is football?

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  8. He’s no John Nettles.

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  9. no ta. but i’d do the ginger one behind him.

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