Dali and Lorca sitting in a tree, not quite F.U.C.K.I.N.G

Nice threads. Actually, who says 'threads' these days?We saw Little Ashes yester eve. Thoughts? Good. Very pretty and a lorra nice botty in it in the form of Robert ‘Dali’ Pattinson, Javier ‘Lorca’ Beltrán and Matthew ‘Buñuel’ McNulty.

So Pattinson is the weakest of the bunch, but his pretty face and twirly ‘tache earns forgiveness. And we’re sad that the sexiest things get is a bit of hand holding and splish-sploshing in moonlit waters, but it’s really rather cute. Oh and mad as a box of hair Gala makes an appearance, albeit too briefly.

Dali’s insane, Buñuel’s a homophobic gay-in-the-box and Lorca’s best bits come in the form of his delightful fag hag Margarita who we hearted from start to fin… especially when she’s the tragic filling in a Dali-Lorca sex sarnie. *sigh* If only Pret sold those.

In brief, go see (yes, like the ANTM rush-about-town-trying-to-get-jobs challenge) and make up your own mind. And in the meantime, get yourself acquainted with the gennelmen callers that star in the film… Noice.

Matthew McNulty. You might recognise him from such programmes as Lark Rise to Candleford, Shameless and… Holby City

Turn that frown upside down

Javier ‘e-real e-live e-Spanish’ Beltrán in Out magoiz

He's e-Spanish dontcha know

Robert ‘fang you very much and goodnight’ Pattinson

There's Something About Mary

Ooh, and here’s the trailer.

Toodle-pip *waves*

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  1. I want Javier to “If You Seek Amy”.

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