News just in: Chimpanzees have sex for gifts… Honey, who doesn’t?

'Hey baby, I show you good time'According to research conducted at an animal park in the Ivory Coast, lady chimpanzees are prostitutes. They have sex with boy chimpanzees for meat. The more frigid of lady chimps go hungry, while the sluts chow down on more meat than they can handle.

And for the religious types out there that don’t believe in evolution, erm, what more proof do you need? Want sex? Buy giftage slash pay upfront and you will receive.

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