You have got to be shitting us, right?

And in the begi... beginn... beg... When they begin the beguine?

What a pretty pastoral sight! The reprobate mother of dead Jade sitting amongst the floral tributes catching up on some light reading of the Holy Bible.

And look, she’s got quite far in. Past Genesis, right up to the bit where someone who’s 679 years old is sacrificing his first born/not eating shellfish/coming out from behind a rock when everyone thought he was already dead/a bunch of other stuff. It’s a great read. Someone should make a film of this shit.

And how touching! How photogenic (for someone who is pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeading with the press for a little privacy at this difficult time)! And who knew she could read anyway?

Is it us, or is it enough now? 

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7 comments to “You have got to be shitting us, right?”

  1. Spot on, me-me-me.
    *claps*

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  2. That’s unfair. She might be reading all the saucy bits.

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  3. She looks like she’s touching herself as she reads, so she must be Ange…

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  4. There’s a Jilly Cooper under that dust jacket no doubt – or at least a Janet and john

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  5. I believe this to be 100% genuine reflection of the way jackiey conducts herself and not a staged photo-op for the press by close familyfriend (until the contract runs out) Max Clifford.

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  6. Isn’t it time that they crawled back to their council estate ??

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