What a pretty pastoral sight! The reprobate mother of dead Jade sitting amongst the floral tributes catching up on some light reading of the Holy Bible.
And look, she’s got quite far in. Past Genesis, right up to the bit where someone who’s 679 years old is sacrificing his first born/not eating shellfish/coming out from behind a rock when everyone thought he was already dead/a bunch of other stuff. It’s a great read. Someone should make a film of this shit.
And how touching! How photogenic (for someone who is pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeading with the press for a little privacy at this difficult time)! And who knew she could read anyway?
Is it us, or is it enough now?