On this most holy of weekends, let’s point and laugh at some retarded Christian cunts

Eat it, bitch

We’re all going to die, everybody! Run for the hills. Take your pets! Kill your children so they don’t have to grow up in a world with… married gay people!

This very moving advert from some retarded American family group (’cause obviously gay people are found under gooseberry bushes and don’t have anything to do with families) claiming that their lives are being ruined – RUINED, we say! – by gay people being able to marry.

They don’t mention why, but we SO believe them. One Christian doctor is apparently having to choose between her job and her faith – she doesn’t say why; presumably because if a married gay comes in with his head hanging off she doesn’t want to dirty her Christian hands sewing it back on. Jesus was a bit like that too. Always thinking of himself.

Another ordinary mother is having to stand by while her son is taught at school that gay people are… you know, not total perverts out to molest children then kill them and eat them. Can you feel her pain?

Anyways, jump the jump to watch/laugh/scream/break your computeeee… Jesus must be rolling in his grave. Only he doesn’t have a grave, ’cause he jumped out of it. Learn your history, people!

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18 comments to “On this most holy of weekends, let’s point and laugh at some retarded Christian cunts”

  1. May they all have a lovely Easter, eat loads of chocolate and have a nasty heart attack.

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  2. Otherwise known as the faces of evil.

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  3. Could you imagine if these people were saying the same things about black people/Jewish people/another minority? They’d be in jail. It is hatred under the veil of religion.
    These people make me sick.

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  4. The use of the words “rainbow coalition” is inspired, though. Jesus-loving toolbags.

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  5. What they never think is, whose side do you think Jesus would be on in this? The bigots’ or the victims of bigotry’s?

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  6. Thing is, spazzies, we don’t actually believe in this Jesus person you keep going on about. Show us the evidence, then Iwemay think about changing our minds. So basically, you’re blowing a whole lot of hot air out of your hating backsides – backsides that are so desperate for a bang that you resent the people who are actually having some fun.
    Oh, bollocks, gotta go… the Easter Bunny’s on the other line…

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  7. Oh, those poor, poor, scared, religious freaks… get a life and stop bothering us with your made up stories…

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  8. If these people were all white and saying the same things about black people, they would be called the Ku Klux Klan.

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  9. Seriously, what happened to them in childhood that they’re so full of hatred towards people who have done absolutely nothing to them? They should be ashamed of themselves. But of course, self-righteous people never feel shame, the judgemental bastards…

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  10. Putrid people. Just putrid. In my version I’d say’ ‘I’m an Irish chanteuse who doesn’t want to hate bigoted Christians, but can’t fucking stop’.

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  11. Ooh, look, the email address so you can send messages: bbrown@nationformarriage.org

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  12. These people are pigs.

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  13. I love you all … that video … the comments! :-) Kum Ba Yah, m’Ladies !!!

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  14. I didn’t realise that ‘marriage’ was such a fragile institution that allowing a few more people to do it might bring it crashing down about our ears. Heavens above.
    I wonder how they auditioned the actors? ‘So – please look downcast, worried, concerned….but go easy on the bigoted and try to look less completely bonkers…’

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  15. how how how how how can we love these people? :(

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  16. “My freedom will be taken away?” HOW???

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  17. PLEASE! Get real…no-one is harming the precious institution of marriage, except those who remain married when there’s no love left in their relationship. If God is love, he won’t have a problem with this…so why do you?

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  18. The parodies of this are flooding onto YouTube! See this one:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmJxMCqvUIs

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