We’re all going to die, everybody! Run for the hills. Take your pets! Kill your children so they don’t have to grow up in a world with… married gay people!
This very moving advert from some retarded American family group (’cause obviously gay people are found under gooseberry bushes and don’t have anything to do with families) claiming that their lives are being ruined – RUINED, we say! – by gay people being able to marry.
They don’t mention why, but we SO believe them. One Christian doctor is apparently having to choose between her job and her faith – she doesn’t say why; presumably because if a married gay comes in with his head hanging off she doesn’t want to dirty her Christian hands sewing it back on. Jesus was a bit like that too. Always thinking of himself.
Another ordinary mother is having to stand by while her son is taught at school that gay people are… you know, not total perverts out to molest children then kill them and eat them. Can you feel her pain?
Anyways, jump the jump to watch/laugh/scream/break your computeeee… Jesus must be rolling in his grave. Only he doesn’t have a grave, ’cause he jumped out of it. Learn your history, people!