Says one fatty to another, ‘No, he won’t be back’

Lose the tats and we'll talkBy ‘one fatty to another’ we mean Gary Barlow to Chris Moyles and by ‘No, he won’t be back’ we mean Robbie Williams. That’s right pop pickers and peckers, you’ve put one and one together and deciphered today’s ‘music-related with a bit o’ gratuitous nudity’ story.

Turns out Robbie Williams is not welcome back in Take That. Erm *pregnant pause* the words ‘better’ ‘off’ ‘without’ come to mind. So Take That have sold a couple of records since reuniting and selling their soul to advertising a shonky supermarket…

Segue: Where is Morrisons anyway? Has anyone ever seen a living breathing one? Does anyone live near one? Does anyone even know anyone that has ever seen or, heaven forbid, been in one?

… but aren’t they forgetting Robbie of Williams – although oft lumpen and of beard – is the 15 BRIT Award winning professional northerner who’s sold more albums in the UK than any other British solo act (so there) and despite being a bit into aliens, andcetera, he really is better off without the ‘boys’.

Now we hated Dirtbox Rudebox andcetera as much as the next personage, but really, it gets our billy goats gruff when Gary Barlows like Gary Barlow get on their high horse… especially when they have all the charm and presence of a knitting pattern come to life. And we mean a Let’s Knit! pattern, not one of those fancy pants Rowan ones.

Right, that’s the music-related story out of the way, on with the gratuitous nudity. NSFW BTW. How very.

Who knew? It’s Robbie in Rock DJ.

Five for the price of one

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9 comments to “Says one fatty to another, ‘No, he won’t be back’”

  1. I heard there was a Morrisons in Acton. Turns out it was an Aldi.

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  2. I find Robbie strangely alluring. Really I shouldn’t, but I do. Maybe it’s coz you just know he’s a dirty foooooook.

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  3. There’s deffo one in Wood Green, but I have never seen Take That anywhere near it. They usually hang around the bus garage in Turnpike Lane.

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  4. there’s a morrisons near me in holloway apparently. I’ve not seen it though. Robbie/ Take That ? who gives a fuck really? REALLY?

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  5. There’s a Morrisons on the docks in Preston, thank you very much. And I liked Rudebox, so twatsnuffles to you.

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  6. God help me, I lurrrve him. Commence judgmental eye-squints.

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  7. I went to a Morrisons somewhere in North Manchesterford once (don’t ask). It wasn’t a particularly pleasant experience, though I remember being partially impressed by the area they call ‘Market Place’, which is where I think you were supposed to pick up your fruit and veg. There may also have been a carvery.

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  8. a carvery? now that IS fancy.

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