Turns out Robbie Williams is not welcome back in Take That. Erm *pregnant pause* the words ‘better’ ‘off’ ‘without’ come to mind. So Take That have sold a couple of records since reuniting and selling their soul to advertising a shonky supermarket…
Segue: Where is Morrisons anyway? Has anyone ever seen a living breathing one? Does anyone live near one? Does anyone even know anyone that has ever seen or, heaven forbid, been in one?
… but aren’t they forgetting Robbie of Williams – although oft lumpen and of beard – is the 15 BRIT Award winning professional northerner who’s sold more albums in the UK than any other British solo act (so there) and despite being a bit into aliens, andcetera, he really is better off without the ‘boys’.
Now we hated
Dirtbox Rudebox andcetera as much as the next personage, but really, it gets our billy goats gruff when Gary Barlows like Gary Barlow get on their high horse… especially when they have all the charm and presence of a knitting pattern come to life. And we mean a Let’s Knit! pattern, not one of those fancy pants Rowan ones.
Right, that’s the music-related story out of the way, on with the gratuitous nudity. NSFW BTW. How very.
Who knew? It’s Robbie in Rock DJ.
Says one fatty to another, ‘No, he won’t be back’,