Tee and/or hee and/or snigger and/or rejoice… Mel Gibson will be sad and lonely in his old age after all

TrampIf anyone deserved to be taken to the cleaners by a long-suffering wife it is Mel Gibson off-of all round horrible bastard. In between rolling his Aussie redneck girth from bar to bar and offending Hebrews, Shebrews and Gayboys the world over, Mel Gibson is mostly rolling his girth onto and into unsuspecting ladies and potentially losing half of his £640million fortune in the process. And how did Mel Gibson acquire such wealth we ask you? Oh yes, those religious types that flocked in their ‘special’ busloads to see The Passion of the Christ – a film we were reminded of this morning when we caught the reflection of our scratched and bloodied body having dried ourselves with that sandpaper towel we’ve had since 1986.

Seven children, numerous ‘cavorts’ (j’adore) and a couple of drink driving arrests down the line, Mrs Gibson has grown a brain and filed for divorce. Yay and hooray. An insightful Source revealed:

‘In his mind, it was perfectly natural to have female friends, even if they were beautiful’

In our mind, it is perfectly natural to have female friends, only if they are beautiful.

Talking of beautiful, we are desperately trying to fight through the haze of non-sleep owing to late night Easter egg consumption to remember if Mel of Gibson was ever a Hotty McBotty. Answers on a comedy postcard please.

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6 comments to “Tee and/or hee and/or snigger and/or rejoice… Mel Gibson will be sad and lonely in his old age after all”

  1. Isn’t he one of those that if it’s in the Bible then you have to do it? Isn’t that his argument against gays? Then, surely divorce is out of the question! The cunt!

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  2. He was hot once for about ten seconds in Mad Max. Then he just got nasty.

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  3. He looks a bit like Charles Manson in that picture. Mind you, it seems like he thinks a bit like Charles Manson as well.

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  4. I would refer you to Gallipoli and The Year of Living Dangerously for hotness. I would refer you to his entire body of work for bad acting.

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  5. Cunt.
    (My head hurts today, so it’s single syllables all the way….)

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  6. He won’t be alone — he’s got JESUS !!!

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