Those are real-live dating acronyms. S’true. Search and see for yourselves. We did and learned there’s a lot of FL out there. That’s ‘fat love’ to those out of the loony loop. Oh, and big Mexican women are also in high demand… witness exhibit Salma Hayek.
The point being that the newly single Lindsay Lohan, of occasional deep sea muff diving, has recorded a mock dating advert. In it she describes herself as ‘an actress, a singer and an entrepreneur… a workaholic, a shopaholic and, according to the state of California, an alcoholic’. *hee*
She’s a funny one isn’t she? Despite our better judgement, we actually like La La Land’s Lohan. She has a crazy-eyed Heather ‘I hate all the press attention so let’s see if throwing eggs or waving my wooden leg at paps or will calm things down’ Mills-ness about her, which we find inneresting, and we think Sam Ronson of the
Manson Ronson family is probably a bit of a dick. And she looks a little bit like the speech impediment riddled Mark Owen, which is never a good thing.
Watch and love/hate – ooh she’s like Marmite, that one – the video right here.