DDF BIF ISO PNP SWS OA LTR W/ BMW

Keeps 90% of gossip websites in business apparently.Drug and disease free (ahem) bi-female in search of party and play sex without strings or alternatively a long-term relationship with a big Mexican woman.

Those are real-live dating acronyms. S’true. Search and see for yourselves. We did and learned there’s a lot of FL out there. That’s ‘fat love’ to those out of the loony loop. Oh, and big Mexican women are also in high demand… witness exhibit Salma Hayek.

The point being that the newly single Lindsay Lohan, of occasional deep sea muff diving, has recorded a mock dating advert. In it she describes herself as ‘an actress, a singer and an entrepreneur… a workaholic, a shopaholic and, according to the state of California, an alcoholic’. *hee*

She’s a funny one isn’t she? Despite our better judgement, we actually like La La Land’s Lohan. She has a crazy-eyed Heather ‘I hate all the press attention so let’s see if throwing eggs or waving my wooden leg at paps or will calm things down’ Mills-ness about her, which we find inneresting, and we think Sam Ronson of the Manson Ronson family is probably a bit of a dick. And she looks a little bit like the speech impediment riddled Mark Owen, which is never a good thing.

Watch and love/hate – ooh she’s like Marmite, that one – the video right here.

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4 comments to “DDF BIF ISO PNP SWS OA LTR W/ BMW”

  1. SO paid by eHarmony to do this.
    I can’t believe I just went, ‘SO’.

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  2. She is like Marmite in thats he leaves a dirty brown smear everywhere she goes. Self-obsessed media whore. I hate. And I hate Marmite as well.

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  3. Love an acronym

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  4. Yes! Finally something about Phần mềm quản lý dự án.

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