And in just released pictures from the latest series of The Bastardisation of British History, we give you Jonathan Rhys Meyers in not much at all…

I'm Henry VIII I am... NOT.

So The Tudors, which has never knowingly been near a history book – much like Kylie Minogue has never knowlingly been near a note or Tom Cruise near a vagina – is starting another series, well, soon. It’s unlikely we’ll be tuning in. It will just send us into affronted tizzies, and we’ll end up shaking our David Starkeys at the tellybox, frothing at the mouth.

And not frothing in the mouth in the frothing-at-the-penis manner. Because JRM, despite his penchant for getting his kit off and flashing a bit of pube, is not for us. Far too primordial dwarfish. The other one, that Henry Cavill fella is, however, for us. He can pop himself on a Princess Diana-shaped postcard and send himself, special delivery, any time he likes. Now, even.

But in the meantime, if you do like a bit of JRM with only a bit of crinoline (it probably is crinoline. Remember, historical accuracy has no place in The Tudors) to hide his modesty, then after the jump witchu….

You could shave Parmesan on that...
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3 comments to “And in just released pictures from the latest series of The Bastardisation of British History, we give you Jonathan Rhys Meyers in not much at all…”

  1. HIs eyes kill me so dreamy…love his hugo ad but he sometimes gives this im a come and kill u or im on drugs look its weird…wonder if he has a nice good one mmm

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  2. I think he’s gorgeous and a great actor.

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  3. He’s so beautiful and a fantastic actor. The body, everything is perfect. He’s my favorite actor

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