*cattle-prods workie; gets an answer*
So he’s called Raoul Bova and he’s an Italian actor. And a bit mucky by the looks of it.
But mucky is as mucky does and we love muck so long as it’s clean, so frankly-cum-lately it’s a win-win situation.
*cattle-prods workie again; workie threatens us with the European Court of Human Rights*
And here are some pictures of our new boyfriend… Isn’t he cute ladies and gentlemen!
*white wees. You know, the usual…*