Oh hello. We have no idea who you are, but we think we love you.

Honey, we'd Bova you anytime...

*cattle-prods workie; gets an answer*

So he’s called Raoul Bova and he’s an Italian actor. And a bit mucky by the looks of it.

But mucky is as mucky does and we love muck so long as it’s clean, so frankly-cum-lately it’s a win-win situation.

*cattle-prods workie again; workie threatens us with the European Court of Human Rights*

And here are some pictures of our new boyfriend… Isn’t he cute ladies and gentlemen!

Hands over a wet-wipe. Salt 'n' Pepper. Yum. My, that's a big stick. Loungin' Do you need a scrunchie? Ooooh, inne 'ansome. Pensive. Raoul Bova.

*white wees. You know, the usual…*

 

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4 comments to “Oh hello. We have no idea who you are, but we think we love you.”

  1. Come to Poppa…

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  2. oooh! Nice crinkly eyes. *ticks box*

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  3. He’d have to have a mint first, because of that cigar, but othe than that, oh yes indeedy.

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  4. He was in that movie “Under the Tuscan Sun.”

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