Okay, so the whole world and its dildo knows Madonna’s bought this house, but have they seen inside it? Hmmmmn? They have now…

Enough windows, dear?

The man in that white van, incidentally, has just shouted out at Madonna, ‘Nice pussy!’ And on the dirty back window has written, ‘I wish my wife was as dirty as this!’, and on his way over he saw a gay and shouted out, ‘Fucking queer!’ and Fucking Queer shouted back, ‘Really should’ve tried harder at school.’

Not to stereotype or anything.

Anyway, Madonna’s bought this house on the Upper East Side, she’s reportedly paid a lot of Earth Dollar for it, she liked it because it looks like a London Georgian townhouse, only the sort of pastiche townhouse Wimpy Homes built in 1983, and c) and d).

But this is what it looks like on the inside. Prepare to be the opposite of amazed.

£40million for this shit? Some lovely... chairs. Need to get Capability Brown on that lot... Those fireplaces are a bugger to dust... Books = I can read. Some lovely... stairs.

Pics courtesy of this kind gennelman.

*bows*

 

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5 comments to “Okay, so the whole world and its dildo knows Madonna’s bought this house, but have they seen inside it? Hmmmmn? They have now…”

  1. S’noice. Looks comfy.

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  2. I like the stairs.

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  3. how old fashioned is that decor? she really does have dillusions of grandeur doesn’t she… for an old claw-handed baby-snatcher prostitute i mean. imagine how sore her finger would get if she tried to read all them books too! it’ll all be junked i expect and some hideous nouveau interior installed. does anyone have Bobby Trendy’s number? i still loathe her, can you tell?

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  4. They’ve managed to keep them floors very shiny.

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  5. I hope that it comes with a fake New Yawk accent as she has given back her fake Camilla Parker Bowles accent. I am waiting for the drawings for her Malawii residence, I am sure they will be tasteful as the lady exudes class.

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