He may have the face of a child permanently thinking about having pooed himself. He may have the clipped eyebrows of a Eurogay. He may have cheekbones so high he can barely peer over them. But you can’t touch Ronaldo when it comes to body (unfortunately, right?)
Here he is playing a soccer match yesterday. Against another team. It was all very exciting and ended with one team winning and the other losing. Never mind: it could so easily be the other way round next time.
Who says we don’t know about sports?