Oof!

And oof again!

Now, we certainly have nothing against a little light cosmetic attention to perk things up in one’s forties.

And we obviously have nothing against child-hating, Abercrombie-berating Rupert Everett who has accompanied us to coffee on more than one occasion (no funny business, strictly coffee. Maybe coffee in inverted commas) but even we cannot stand idly by while this happens…

Whilst wowing fans on London’s glittering Broadway in Blythe Spirit opposite Angela Lansbury (we just read that her daughter, when a teen, ran away with Charles Manson’s ‘Family’ – can this be true?) he seems to have slipped on a particularly treacherous bit of cosmetic surgery maybe while out shopping for poppers.

Gone is the weathered English look (albeit with a little face filler, if we’re not mistaken). In its place is smoothness that wouldn’t look out of place on a baby’s back bottom, teeth that look like they’ve been cut out of the white plastic on an old Fairy Liquid bottle and eyes he can barely see out of.

Please Mr. E, for the sake of humanity, stop right there mister.

 

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8 comments to “Oof!”

  1. Oh, Roops. A coupla months back in the USofGay is this is what happens… Come homo immediately.

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  2. He was probably high on poppers when making those decisions

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  3. Fucking hideous. And he paid money. The clown.

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  4. Makes you realise how right Madonna/Hurley/Woodall/Demi Moore got it. Must demand the name of their surgeons at our next gals night in. No champagne for Woodall though…

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  5. He’s even got American hair now. Salt ‘n’ Pepper = Hot.
    Vanity = Well, vain cunt.

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  6. it’s true…not only did angela lansbury’s 13 year old daughter travel with charles manson and family she did it with mom’s permission…a sgned permission slip from her in case the pubescent was harrassed by authorities

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  7. Is this real? What the hell? I honestly thought that was Christian Bale on the right when I first glanced …

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  8. pure evil . like wehn fern went all thin . surgery does this to you . LETS IN DA DEBIL . :(

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