Certain people will get that, others won’t. (It’s a little bit more recherché than that, by the way…)
So Mika does look lovely in most anything. Even an electric green Comme des Garcons purse that brings to mind fag packets from Lanzarote. And to Mika’s left is a vagina dressed up to the nines. Lady Ga Ga, incidentally, is rumoured to be doing a duet with Mika. And vice versa.
Oh, and when we ran into Mika last night (it’s our job, oh those who scoff…), not only did we ruffle his hair (so soft, so shiny), but he told us he was just on his way to a fancy dress party with Lady Ga Ga. Hence the above.
See, you can all go home happy, now. And we can start on the gin.