Starting from the left and moving eastwards, we have a cunt and then we have Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
Put another way, starting from the left and moving over to the right, we have Gok Wan – a walking, talking-shite justification for misanthropy – and Jonathan Rhys Meyers, who has gone and gotten himself all the wrong facial hair.
Or, put another way, Gok Wan’s a cunt.
Oh ps. If you want to see more of JRM wearing all the wrong gay clothes at the premiere of The Soloist in LA (facts? Check), trot over Lady McJump…