It’s London Marathon this weekend, so let’s look at men in panties… or mankinis as it were

So you know how it’s the London Marathon this weekend – which we hear is going to be a scorcher. ‘Unseasonably hot’ I think they call it. Bad news for runners. Good news for us and our Haribo comedown – well, that means lots of mens in skimpy panties and vests getting all hot and bothered. Many of whom will throw water over themselves. Some of whom will give us a fanny tingle. We won’t be taking part but we might have a peek on the telly box in between watching Hollyoaks and vomiting somewhat unwisely into our wicker bin. Note to self: never puke into anything holey. Or holy. *pauses* Well, actually…

Anyway, let us enjoy some fine example of mens running a very long way in very short shorts. Amen to that.

A real live runner…

More mankini action…

Gordon ‘yuck’ Ramsey getting wet…

Man parts…