Who wants to see pictures of Craig David wearing nought but an inappropriately baggy white panty?

Shamon!*licks sharp tip of stolen Ikea pencil and makes note to self… Lack of interest in Craig David*

In between having his career ruined by the power of a neck-brace wearing comedian (and some shit songs) Craig David off-of Craaaaaig Daaaavid ‘shamon motherfucker’ goes on hollydays whereupon he – like so many of us – disrobes. Our thoughts on Mr. David’s casting of cloth? Yes. Please.

Hasn’t he done well? Improved so much with age. The once repellent face has made way for a less repellent face and honey, can we talk about slash white wee (ideally literally) over the body? Ding-dong.

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8 comments to “Who wants to see pictures of Craig David wearing nought but an inappropriately baggy white panty?”

  1. Five years ago? Nup. Now? Abso-bloody-lutely.

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  2. I hate those particular Calvin Klein pants. They leave everything to the imagination and I’m too tired.

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  3. On 37th thought yes, I think I would.

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  4. How dolly.

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  5. Ooh if I met him on a Monday I’d be hanging my sheets out by elevenses

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  6. Did you see the other photos where he is holding a measuring tape? What do you think he was measuring…… photos are on tmz.com. Before or after length???

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  7. Needs to work on his chest

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  8. That back has muffin top potential, don’t you think?

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