Now you too can look like a cheap Manchester gay…

Eh?

Oh dear, Dear. We literally don’t know where to begin. We figuratively don’t know where to begin.

We’ll start, however, with this is Matthew Williamson’s ‘hotly’ anticipated menswear clobber for H&M.

Then we’ll go on to say that the model used is the spitting image of what Matthew Williamson thinks he looks like.

Then after that, we’ll say something like, ‘If you wear Matthew Williamson’s clobber for H&M, you will look like a Manchester gay, the cheap variety that not only isn’t afraid of colour, but ends his sentences with “Ecky bloody thump, can I have a lump o’ coal for me tea, mum?”‘

Then to stop our orifice being fire-bombed by Matthew Williamson/irate cheap gay Mancunians, we’ll go on to say we have a real life gay Mancunian in this very orifice, who sanctions all we say. He’s neither cheap nor afraid of colour. Read into that what you will.

And in conclusion, c) and d).

And in ps, here’s more from the Matthew Williamson H&M collection. *look, a shooting star…!*

 

Dolly. East End Twat. 

We'd avoid beetroot. Or leaving the house. Dolly

 

Oh. One out of 7 ain't bad...

H&M

 

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6 comments to “Now you too can look like a cheap Manchester gay…”

  1. Oof. And then oof some more.

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  2. There’s only one thing up there I’d consider wearing, and then I’ll probably change my mind once I do the ‘reach out and touch with somebody else’s hand’ test.

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  3. yikes. what a load of rubbish. as gay as can be too. just how dolly is the blue cardy and hotpants combo? should be marked NSFW really.

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  4. Please. If it is warm enough to wear a t-shirt of have yer tits hanging out of yer top then you DON’T Need a scarf. It’s like wearing sunnies on the Tube – cunty.

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  5. Crikey, what a load of shite. If I saw a gay wearing this I would not only cross the street, but I would shake my head disapprovingly as I did so…

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  6. That outfit in the first photo is truly awful. I mean, I’m nice but I would point & larf in someone’s face for wearing that! What kind of total tit … ? … is this 1984? Outfit #2 is quite alright though. And this particular model-type-person-thingie — YUM!

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