Oh dear, Dear. We literally don’t know where to begin. We figuratively don’t know where to begin.
We’ll start, however, with this is Matthew Williamson’s ‘hotly’ anticipated menswear clobber for H&M.
Then we’ll go on to say that the model used is the spitting image of what Matthew Williamson thinks he looks like.
Then after that, we’ll say something like, ‘If you wear Matthew Williamson’s clobber for H&M, you will look like a Manchester gay, the cheap variety that not only isn’t afraid of colour, but ends his sentences with “Ecky bloody thump, can I have a lump o’ coal for me tea, mum?”‘
Then to stop our orifice being fire-bombed by Matthew Williamson/irate cheap gay Mancunians, we’ll go on to say we have a real life gay Mancunian in this very orifice, who sanctions all we say. He’s neither cheap nor afraid of colour. Read into that what you will.
And in conclusion, c) and d).
And in ps, here’s more from the Matthew Williamson H&M collection. *look, a shooting star…!*