It’s been *checks retro Swatch watch* 3 weeks, 4 days, 7 hours, 32 minutes and 14 seconds – no, 15 seconds. No, 16 seconds. No, 17 seconds – since we’ve seen husband #3 David Gandy in his pants. So let’s look at him in his pants now. Could that be the longest headline in the history of high-brow journalism? Probably. And if it’s not, it is now. Or maybe now. Now?

Let us help you out of those wet clothes...

Ooooh, inne ‘an’some.

We look like this when we emerge from the swimming pool at the Young Mens Christian Association gymgaysium after 117 laps in quick time. It’s why David Gandy is attracted to us.

We wouldn’t be so bold as to where our swimming slip so low, however. And if you believe that you’d believe Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead.

Oh, and this picture is taken from the new edition of V magazine, out next week. It’s a swimsuit edition, shot by Mario Testino. Dirty bastard.

Sidebar: Aren’t David’s eyebrows chunky? 

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6 comments to “It’s been *checks retro Swatch watch* 3 weeks, 4 days, 7 hours, 32 minutes and 14 seconds – no, 15 seconds. No, 16 seconds. No, 17 seconds – since we’ve seen husband #3 David Gandy in his pants. So let’s look at him in his pants now. Could that be the longest headline in the history of high-brow journalism? Probably. And if it’s not, it is now. Or maybe now. Now?”

  1. I enjoyed everything about this piece of high-brow journalism.

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  2. David Gandy is my husband #4. Which trumps your husband #3.
    That’s right, isn’t it?

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  3. David Gandy has more than chunky eyebrows. I also feel that his eyes in that picture are begging me to become his professional stalker.

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  4. They are, Tequilla, they are…

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  5. **armed with restraining order** Ladies and Gentle-ladies- I may have been wrong earlier. TM xxx

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  6. I get jealous when people stare at my boyfriend. You, stop it…!

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