Ooooh, inne ‘an’some.
We look like this when we emerge from the swimming pool at the Young Mens Christian Association gymgaysium after 117 laps in quick time. It’s why David Gandy is attracted to us.
We wouldn’t be so bold as to where our swimming slip so low, however. And if you believe that you’d believe Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead.
Oh, and this picture is taken from the new edition of V magazine, out next week. It’s a swimsuit edition, shot by Mario Testino. Dirty bastard.
Sidebar: Aren’t David’s eyebrows chunky?