The one on the left has just come out as a big ol’ lez. Now it’s the turn of the one on the right.

Kelly McGillis and her girlfriend. 

In what is perhaps the least best kept secret in closet-dom, Kelly McGillis off-of Top Gun has come out as a lesbian.

*lesbians plural roll eyes plural*

Kelly McGillis told Shewired.com, ‘Yes, I’m a big ol’ lez.’

She didn’t quite say that. She said, ‘Yes, I muff dive for a living. It’s quite something.’

She didn’t quite say that. She said, ‘Men? Pah. The womens? Mmmmn, chomp-a-lomp.’

She didn’t quite say that. She said, ‘That Tom Cruise? He’d turn anyone gay. Himself included.’

She didn’t quite say that. She said, ‘I’m done with the man thing. It’s part of being true to yourself.’

She did say that.

*points at Tom Cruise; shakes finger; wonders what his legacy will be, ’cause it sure as hell won’t be acting*

 

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5 comments to “The one on the left has just come out as a big ol’ lez. Now it’s the turn of the one on the right.”

  1. Hahahahahaha.

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  2. Even the blaring ‘Take My Breath Away’ didn’t convince me either party was enjoying that sex scene.

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  3. I just can’t decide out of those two who’s the bigger lady…

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  4. Two words Kimmy… Who. Bloody. Knew.

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  5. I thought we all knew Kath, did she go back in and come out again or did I just dream that she’s been running some lesbo B&B/bar in Florida since nineteenninetysomething? Perhaps it’s the circles I move in, they tell me everyone off the telly is gay

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