The Daily Misery‘s got the work experience doing the subbing again. Either that or they’re just shite at their job. Either that or both.
But it’s exciting news all the same. Five nights, half-board, a voucher for 150 Euros (which is £700,000 in the current climate) to spend at the bar, three free sessions on the sun-bed and complimentary newspaper-of-your-choice-so-long-as-it’s-Scotland-on-Sunday, IN Sir Philip Green. All for less than the price of half-a-pound of midget gems.
And segue, but bonnets off to Kate Moss for managing to be both in New York – at the MET’s Costume Institute Gala – and in Monaco, at the same time. That’s the ‘super’ bit in supermodel, see. They just don’t make ’em like that any more.
Oh, and the circling Kate Garroway lickin’ a ’99-with-Flake thing. We just fancy a ’99-with-Flake. Yum.