It’s been a long weekend in the United of K, during which time the nation sunbathed, drank until they wet-weed themselves and, it seems, compiled lists. While we were penning our ‘What Not To Eat During The Next Month Of Bikini Dieting’ list and Ulrika-ka-ka-cunt was paining over her ‘Still To Do’ list – which, can we add, was quite short – Jacqui Smith off-of Rollin’ with my Homies Secretary was thinking up a ‘Least Wanted’ list, aka ‘Top Ten Undesirables We Don’t Want Stepping Foot, Hoof or Claw Onto Our Shores’.
But who was on this list we hear you cry? A lot of people with names we can’t pronounce, neo-Nazi types, some obligatory Muslims (always a winner with Joe Public), and – last and definitely least – two of those Phelps creatures of ‘God Hates Fags’ fame. *claps a little bit*
So there’s the list of people we don’t want coming in, now who can we throw out?
*plucks names from The Hate Hat… Chris Moyles, Amanda Holden, Fatty Katona, The Daily Mail, Gok Wan, Myleene Klass, Heather off-of Stenders, Ant and/or Dec, that bitch on the Maltesers advert, Sherrie Hewson, Carla Romano, and pretty much anyone known as a ‘national treasure’ (see Trevz McDonald, Bruce Forsyth, ancetera).