The Hand, The Finger and The Mole

What a trioNo, that’s not the title of J.K. Rowling’s next book. It’s a brief outline of this bizarre picture in which George Clooney’s wrist is limper than the impotent dick our spam mail promises to cure, while Cindy Crawford’s mole is smiling through the pain of having its husband of eleven years accused of sexual harassment and said husband, Rande Gerber, is indicating the size of something probably-penis-related with his baby pinky.

ps. Doesn’t Randy look like Patrick Swayze there? Pre-C obv.

pps. How hot is Cinds looking these days?

ppps. Are we the only ones that never knew Georgey Peorgey had a funny little Jeremy Beadle style left hand?

pppps. Jeremy Beadle R.I.P.

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5 comments to “The Hand, The Finger and The Mole”

  1. Too funny.

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  2. I lurve his dolly purse

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  3. Dirty shoes Tut Tut

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  4. Oh mah gawd is it really 15 years since Cindy was married to Richard Gere? *feels old. feels self up*

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  5. I wonder if she’s ever had that mole looked at. My mum said it looks sinister.

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