‘I miss sex, shopping and coffee’

Lumpen-ness of the lumpiest orderThose were the fine words of trollop (we heart an old-school put-down) Karen Matthews, the mother slash kidnapper of Shannon Matthews, and partner-in-crime of ‘bug-eyed weirdo’ when asked what she missed about real-live life now she’s in jail.

Miss? Honey, we can’t imagine you were having any of that when you were free and haven’t you heard, you can’t miss what you never had. Did Pat McGee teach you nothing? No, us neither.


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2 comments to “‘I miss sex, shopping and coffee’”

  1. She defines ‘fugly’.

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  2. given our diabolical prison system, surely she’s getting all three inside?

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