After Kylie’s last major assault on the media – which resulted in a phenomenal 9,000 record sales (we’re expecting to get Molotoved by Kylie die-hards, incidentally) – Kylie Minogue off-of small (height/talent/originality/personality/etc.) has announced the plans for her hotly anticipated-by-a-few US tour. So quite how many front rooms she’s planning to sell out is anyone’s guess.
And a half.
Oh and if you hadn’t guessed, we’re queer, we’re here, we lost three whole pounds in a spinning class this morning, we nearly died afterwards, and we think Kylie Minogue is fucking shite. Get used to it.
And in conclusion, the US has enough talentless tarts without her turning up.