It really could. The levels of photoshoppin’ and touchin’ up (oooh, touchin’ up. Oooh, shoppin’) have reached such ridick proportions that this picture – reportedly of Victoria Beckham but our money’s on Susan Boyle – floggin’ Emporio Armani skimpies is currently doing the rounds under the moniker, ‘Victoria Beckham has left the building’.
Much like Kylie Minogue with her records and Boris Johnsson with running London, Victoria Beckham doesn’t actually have to be present and correct when the business of getting down to business is going on. You know, looks hot ‘n’ all, but it’s kind of a risky business putting the real you under a picture that has never knowlingly been near the real you.
*looks at picture, looks at her; looks at picture, looks at her; looks at picture, looks at her*
This picture, if you’re innerested, is at Macy’s in London’s glittering NYC. Victoria Beckham could actually climb into her own vagina in this picture. Funs.