And the prize for Eurovision 2009 Entry We’d Most Like To Bum (TM) goes to…

Kebab and chips, please...

Sakis Rouvas!

*does a twirl*

Despite his name sounding like No. 53 on our Indian takeaway menu – or indeed Patatas Bravas. Or indeed Demis Roussos – Sakis Rouvas has managed to worm his way onto our bummable-up-the-bum list. Many covet, not many achieve. Even fewer get down to bra and panties. But Sakis Rouvas… what can we say about Sakis Rouvas that hasn’t been said already?

We have very little idea.

Our list of facts we do know about Sakis Rouvas includes:

– He’s Greek. Hola Greece!

– He’s representing Greece in Eurovish 2009. Which is not as natch as you may think (Celine Dion for Switzerland, Katrina and the Waves for the UK of Great Britain, etc…)

– He’s handsome of face and cock. One of those we’re just hazzarding a guess.

– A few moons ago he was voted the most handsome man in the world. We don’t think the world had a say in the matter.

– His song for Eurovish 2009 is called ‘This Is Our Night’. We’ll be the judge of that, etc.

– ‘This Is Our Night’ sounds like every single Euro Dance song you’ve ever heard. So shit. Oh but no, to be fair, it has quite a catchy chorus and we just know it’ll be the song of our homosexual gay trip to Mykonos this June.

– When singin’ ‘n’ dancin’, Sakis Rouvas does a strange convulsing thing with his chest. It’s not big and it sho’ as hell ain’t pretty…

– On the YouTube video of Sakis Rouvas singing ‘This Is Our Night’, someone going by the name of ‘Pumpulihaamu’ (eh?) commented: ‘Eurght (sic), what a slimy singer.’ *makes a note of that*

– In this story of Sakis Rouvas, we said ‘Sakis Rouvas’ eight times. And those are just the ones we counted.

Now let’s look at pictures of Sakis Rouvas with his clothes off. And tap our feet to ‘This Is Our Night’, by Sakis Rouvas. And both.

Sakis o' potatoes. Wet Sakis. Mind you don't spill your Moussaka down them white jeans... Eurovish totty

 

 

 

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8 comments to “And the prize for Eurovision 2009 Entry We’d Most Like To Bum (TM) goes to…”

  1. Mamma Mia! Got my ticket to the greek isles. Hopefully Pierce Brosnan won’t be singing this trip.

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  2. Oh he’s nice. Could do with some chestage hair, mind. What’s the point of a smooth Grecian?

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  3. I’d do him. Douze points. I thought I’d be the first to make that very obvious joke.

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  4. He also does that slapping his mic with his fingers thing. I find that an irritant.

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  5. When exactly are you going to Mykonos, me-me-me? Might come with…

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  6. You know, I may, for the first time in my life tune in to the ESC.

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  7. bet he,s hot to trot,i,d like to bed him,like to see the rest of him any pic,s anyone got any?

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  8. SAKIS ROUVAS IN UNIQUE WORLDWIDE.THE BEST PERFORMER IN THE WORLD WITH HIS UNIQE STYLE ON THE STAGE.AMERICAN MAGAZINES IN 2004 SAIS THAT HE REMIND THEM ELVIS.(ELVIS IS ONE ANYWAY)..THE LAST YEARS IS ACTOR TOO.HE MADE UNTIL NOW 2 FILMS.ONE GREEK AND ONE AMERICAN.THE GREEK IS THE “ALTER EGO” AND THE AMERICAN “DURESS” WITH MARTIN DONOVAN

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