Which probably gay member of which crap boyband is this trying to sound like Coldplay? Go on, ‘ave a guess!

Even the clown make-up couldn't disguise...

It’s Jason Orange. Not to be confused with William of Orange, former king of this fair land. The band is Take That. The song is… the new one. And do you think they intentionally went for that lo-fat, lo-sugar, lo-interest Coldplay sound? Or do you think it was just the next song that came out of the computer?

See the video over the break and explain to us if you can why all British videos are rubbish. No, they are! Really! Name a good one then…

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14 comments to “Which probably gay member of which crap boyband is this trying to sound like Coldplay? Go on, ‘ave a guess!”

  1. Where is the actual song in this song?

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  2. Good British videos? All of Kate Bush’s.

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  3. All of Pet Shop Boys’

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  4. Radiohead. Oh I’m sorry, that was very straight boy of me…

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  5. George Michael’s. Me loves a Faith and a Too Funky with those lovely supermodel-ettes. And Outside with sparkly urinals.

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  6. And here was me thinking it was Americans who made shit music videos. Hookers hanging round pools and cars, mostly.

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  7. THIS IS SO GOING TO BE MY NEW LOOK

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  8. Five Star’s videos.

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  9. That one. You know, that one by thingy…

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  10. Bucks Fizz When We Were Young.

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  11. Elton John’s.

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  12. Lisa Stansfield, ‘All Woman’

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  13. Queen.

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  14. Back to this Take That shit… It’s shit.

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