If there’s one thing you can always rely on slebs to do, it’s not to learn their lesson…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

As we hear from that handy source who gets everywhere that Madonna is about to embark on a no doubt extremely meaningful commitment ceremony to her child-lover Jesus, we can’t help but wonder how it is that celebrities never quite learn their lessons.

Take Elizabeth Taylor. God knows how many men did take her. And she took them. But at what stage did she think, ‘OK, I’ve been married like 12 times. Maybe I’m not the marrying kind.’ Never, it would seem. And then there’s Paul ‘Don’t marry, fuck ’em!’ McCartney and his whirlwind lapses in sense. And then there’s etcetera.

Now Madonna is doing a Kabbalah-style ceremony (so, you know, REAL official) just to show Jesus that she’s serious about this relationship. The fact that she’s had two proper legally-binding weddings before might give him a hint just how serious she is…

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8 comments to “If there’s one thing you can always rely on slebs to do, it’s not to learn their lesson…”

  1. She’ll be sorry when she catches him fucking Lourdes in a few months time. stupid cow.

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  2. If I were him I’d marry her, then take half (and fuck the duaghter). Silly cow.

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  3. Let’s give the crazy kids a chance. There going to have a Kaballah ceromony so the Portugese speaking guy and the phoney British accent lady can follow along in hebrew. Let’s exchange little red bracelets now.

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  4. But, dearest Antony Simpson, imagine her delight when she catchs him doing Rocco up the council gritter. The reason it’s being done in the Kadjagoogoo centre is the walls tend to bleed when she goes to church, whore that she is.

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  5. I never really got the whore thing with Lady Madonna. She’s not been out with that many blokes. Now Kylie… there’s a whore of an entirely different colour.

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  6. it’s not REALLY a case of the number of men she’s ‘been out with’ it’s the frequency she gets her raggedy old minge out for all and sundry whilst pretending to be all prim and proper that rankles. Un.Fit.Mum.

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  7. Yep. Imagine another, regular down-yer-street woman of her age prancing about in the get-ups she wears. There’d be uproar, or at least gossiping over the garden fence.

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  8. I see nothing wrong with her getting her bits out. She does it in an intelligent empowering way, not the whorey ‘come fuck me’ way of other lesser pop tarts. Nudity is one thing, tartiness quite another.

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