The facts, in Ryvita Minis bite-size format (people, we’ve got a date with an Halloumi Salad ‘n’ hot gennelman who may or may not be into bumming. Like you can choose…) are thus:
– This is Jake Gyllenhaal.
– He’s been working out.
– For a.
– Film called Prince of Persia.
– We once had a Persian cat who was the cutest thing you ever did see. Face wasn’t too squashed, and he loved a little chat.
– Jake Gyllenhaal’s chest would now give a great tit wank.
– Wash your mouth out, then come this-a-way,-that-a-way to watch a clip-cum-interview-thing from which that still above is taken… *claps*
Jake Gyllenhaal's gone all Hugh Jackman on our ass! *imagines*,