Also known as, ‘I’m glad I was born to famous parents in order that I can earn money in spite of myself.’
So Peaches Geldof is the new face of Ultimo bras. Who needs bulimia when you can have a picture of Peaches Geldof in her bra and panties? we hear you cry. S’true, but credit where credit crunch is due – Peaches believes getting her lumpen bits ‘n’ pieces out in public is a strike for the ‘normal’ figured woman. No, dear, ’tis a strike for nepotism… Get whichever poor work experience girl who’s ghosting your latest magazine column to look it up. Begins with an ‘n’, ends with an ‘m’, and has ‘please fuck off’ written all over it.
So these are the pictures Ultimo hope will win over a whole new audience. Also known as deluded cunts in Ugg boots.
ps. Haven’t we said ‘cunt’ a lot today! We woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. The side with no male mens in it. Sadnesses.
Did we do this :-( already?