Peaches Geldof: ‘I’m glad I can earn money like this’

How very Kings Cross

Also known as, ‘I’m glad I was born to famous parents in order that I can earn money in spite of myself.’

So Peaches Geldof is the new face of Ultimo bras. Who needs bulimia when you can have a picture of Peaches Geldof in her bra and panties? we hear you cry. S’true, but credit where credit crunch is due – Peaches believes getting her lumpen bits ‘n’ pieces out in public is a strike for the ‘normal’ figured woman. No, dear, ’tis a strike for nepotism… Get whichever poor work experience girl who’s ghosting your latest magazine column to look it up. Begins with an ‘n’, ends with an ‘m’, and has ‘please fuck off’ written all over it.

So these are the pictures Ultimo hope will win over a whole new audience. Also known as deluded cunts in Ugg boots.

ps. Haven’t we said ‘cunt’ a lot today! We woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. The side with no male mens in it. Sadnesses.

Off the table, bitch!

Did we do this :-( already?

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8 comments to “Peaches Geldof: ‘I’m glad I can earn money like this’”

  1. If I was an assistant at that shoot the bitch would be wearing the cakes and shakes.

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  2. Now if they could design a nice face covering in a pleaseing pink color it would be appreciated. My GOD! This is the vilest creature and no amount of airbrushing can make it look remotely human. Please Peaches your momma’s calling you home. Go immediately.

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  3. she looks a bastard. I’d rather see her old man in his undergivings. She, and her cunt of a sister really are incredibly unsavoury.

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  4. I’m glad she can earn money looking like a credit crunch hooker, too…

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  5. I also woke up on the side of the bed with no male mens in it. And that made me sad.

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  6. Good business sense though, recruiting the most unpopular woman in the country (bar – just – Margaret Thatcher) to front up your brand.

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  7. PARTYING POTATO.. should be mashed and smashed.

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  8. Might I inquire WHO exactly is impressed by this woman and is following her ‘fame’ all fan-like? Seriously. ‘Cos I don’t know of anyone. ANYONE.

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