Aww, one has to feel for Kylie – who we haven’t called a nasty little cunt in ages, so here we go… Nasty little cunt. So small and out of her depth in pretty much everything in the big wide world – from paddling pools to mingling with gentlefolk. And you have to feel for boyf (yes, we found an old copy of Just 17 in our attic at the weekend. Ooh, attic) Andres Velencoso Segura. So noble to continue his façade with Thumbelina all for the sake of a career. Well we – and Boy George – salute you Andres. And your lovely cock.
May 12
2009
Hello down there
Aww, one has to feel for Kylie – who we haven’t called a nasty little cunt in ages, so here we go… Nasty little cunt. So small and out of her depth in pretty much everything in the big wide world – from paddling pools to mingling with gentlefolk. And you have to feel for boyf (yes, we found an old copy of Just 17 in our attic at the weekend. Ooh, attic) Andres Velencoso Segura. So noble to continue his façade with Thumbelina all for the sake of a career. Well we – and Boy George – salute you Andres. And your lovely cock.
Ranting about Kylie is getting a bit tired now Me Me Me. ‘Nasty little cunt’? How does that match her – you know, exactly? You don’t like her, or her music, fine, but she’s hardly out of her depth. Packets of dosh, hits galore, fans all over – not exactly slumming it is she?
Find someone who actually works for our detriment – there’s enough out there – and call them a cunt. It’ll be worth it. Promise.
Hahahahah. Hahahahaha. And again, hahahahahaha.
Love it me-me-me. More more more more more more more more.
I don’t think they’re saying she hasn’t been successful, Nolan Sis – that’s rather glaringly obvious – but she is shit and, by several accounts I’ve heard first-hand, quite cunty. But then you’ve gotta be pretty cunty to get as far as she had on NO TALENT WHATSOEVER.
Just in case that last bit wasn’t clear:
NO TALENT WHATSOEVER.
She has a talent – it’s getting money out of queens. She’s right good at that.
And not giving anything back, right Nolan (I hope you’re Coleen) I hear when she did Gay Pride she charged £15,000 in expenses. To stand on a stage!
Midnight Brunch sounds good though doesn’t it! I hope She and the giant have a commitment cer….. Oh wrong Model/pop star couple. Love Kylie, but um the lumberjack shirt…..
I don’t even like Kylie but I agree you guys are being … well, MEAN! From the ferocity of all this venom on me-me-me, one would think she’s Shirley Phelps or Robert Mugabe.