By Me Me Me on May 12, 2009
Aww, one has to feel for Kylie – who we haven’t called a nasty little cunt in ages, so here we go… Nasty little cunt. So small and out of her depth in pretty much everything in the big wide world – from paddling pools to mingling with gentlefolk. And you have to feel for boyf (yes, we found an old copy of Just 17 in our attic at the weekend. Ooh, attic) Andres Velencoso Segura. So noble to continue his façade with Thumbelina all for the sake of a career. Well we – and Boy George – salute you Andres. And your lovely cock.