*Hunches shoulders, deepens voice, sprays on Lynx and Acqua di Gio at the same time, gets bad taste in everything, high-fives someone, says ‘Dude’* Oooooooh, it’s the trailer for Terminator Salvation!

Er, where's the (human) nudity?

Not being straight (not in that way, anyway) with the attention span of an Oatibix, we wouldn’t normally be excited about the latest Terminator moving picture. But we are.

We’re excited about the latest Terminator moving picture – Terminator Salvation – for reasons off-of thus:

– Christian Bale is in it and not only would we, but he has anger issues – fun!

– We fancied that bloke who was in the first Terminator – Michael Biehn – when we were like, in single digits. (Gays are very precocious…) We found ourselves drawn to his sensitivity, silky-soft ash-brown hair, and come-to-bed eyes.

– After watching the trailer, it seems Christian Bale is using the exact same ‘This is CNN’ voice he used in The Dark Knight. What was that, incidentally? When our mother calls up and asks ‘Do you do drugs?’ ‘Do you have sex with men?’ in the style of Bea Arthur, that bitch ain’t foolin’ no one…

And now for the trailer. It’s very busy.

 

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2 comments to “*Hunches shoulders, deepens voice, sprays on Lynx and Acqua di Gio at the same time, gets bad taste in everything, high-fives someone, says ‘Dude’* Oooooooh, it’s the trailer for Terminator Salvation!”

  1. I say ‘Dude’. Does that make me straight?
    :-(

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  2. Honey, even if you say ‘Dude’ ironically, it’s still wankery. Stop that, immediately.

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