A homosexual blog that is no way near as funny as ours (apparently arrogance is the new black which was yesterday’s canary yellow which is next week’s bumming) has voted Neil Patrick Harris the sexiest bloke in the whole wide world. We’re not sure the whole wide world had a say in the matter.
The same blog, After Elton (after Elton what? Followed through?), voted John Barrowman (yey! Showtunes!) and Luke MacFarlane (Yey! Don’t know who he is! *asks workie* Yey, still don’t know who he is!) into second and third place respectively.
But – and here’s your money shot, people – those three gennelmen, if you haven’t quite managed to put one, two and three together to get homo, are all real life Mykonos-going, Barbra Streisand-listening, high GI-avoiding, Chariots Roman Spa-frequenting (maybe), foundation-using, Habitat-shopping, Abercrombie & Fitch-wearing (if they’ve got no imagination), Karen Walker lines-reciting, tragic female idol-worshipping, toilet-going (gays are real people too, you know!), Whey protein shake-drinking, back-bumming, reach out and touch gaysssssssssssss. That’s ‘gays’, in gay.
Which means gays have voted for gays.
*claps; talcum powder gets everywhere*